Wise Ass Vodka is the unapologetically bold, ultra-smooth vodka that refuses to blend in. Proudly made in America, this ultra premium vodka is distilled to perfection for those who appreciate quality, character, and just the right amount of irreverence. Whether you’re hosting a party, gifting a friend with a sense of humor, or mixing the perfect cocktail, Wise Ass Vodka brings more than just great taste — it brings attitude.
Featuring a one-of-a-kind, conversation-starting label with a wise-cracking donkey and patriotic flair, this 80-proof vodka (40% ABV) is as fun as it is refined. It’s distilled for ultimate smoothness and clarity, making it ideal for sipping neat, on the rocks, or elevating your favorite vodka cocktails.
Key Features:
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Ultra Premium Vodka made in the USA
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Smooth, clean finish with zero harsh burn
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Patriotic, bold label design with a humorous twist
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Great for gifting, cocktail parties, bachelor events, or collecting
Tasting Notes:
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Nose: Clean and crisp with subtle grain and mineral notes
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Palate: Exceptionally smooth and neutral with a slightly creamy texture
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Finish: Clean, refreshing, and soft with no afterburn
How to Enjoy:
Perfect in a vodka martini, Moscow Mule, Bloody Mary, or chilled straight from the freezer. Whether you’re toasting at a backyard BBQ or keeping things light at a cocktail hour, Wise Ass Vodka adds personality to every pour.
FAQ (with Keywords):
Q: Is Wise Ass Vodka made in the USA?
Yes! It’s proudly crafted and bottled in America, using premium ingredients and careful distillation for maximum quality.
Q: What kind of vodka is this?
It’s an ultra premium vodka, known for its smoothness and clean finish, ideal for cocktails or sipping straight.
Q: Is this a good gift?
Absolutely. The unique label and name make it a great fun vodka gift for men, party hosts, or collectors of novelty spirits.
Q: Can I use it in cocktails?
Definitely. It mixes beautifully into classics like martinis, screwdrivers, and vodka sodas — or makes a bold statement on its own.
