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Cheech and Chong present The Judge's Water™ Vodka “It’s Vodka, Man!”

This exclusive, limited-edition ultra-premium vodka comes in a custom bottle that transforms into the connoisseur's ultimate glass water pipe.

Inspired by the iconic courtroom scene in "Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke," this box set is more than just a vodka—it's a masterpiece. Each panel of the custom display box is printed with one of a kind Cheech and Chong artwork celebrating their 50 years of comedy and activism.

Crafted in the traditional Mallet style, a design dating back over 300 years, each bottle is a unique piece of art with a numbered and serialized label.

The bottle is filled with premium, continuous column distilled vodka, produced from the same supplier that clinched the double gold at the 2023 San Francisco World Spirits Competition, the highest honor possible.

And after enjoying each sip, the limited-edition display box contains all the tools and parts required to transform the bottle to your very own one-of-a-kind water pipe. Using the provided tools, The Judge’s WaterTM transforms into The Judge’s Pipe.

The set includes a diamond-tipped drill bit, drill guide, a custom L-stem and bowl, grommet, and a custom BIC lighter.

At the intersection of creativity and advocacy, "The Judge’s Water" stands as a symbol of speaking truth to power through humor. This is all about making a difference, one bottle at a time. That’s why we’ve partnered with the Last Prisoner Project to help make a real difference and we are donating a portion of the proceeds from each bottle sold to help folks who have been unjustly locked up for cannabis-related issues.

With an extremely limited supply, each bottle is a collector's item waiting to be claimed. Order now to secure your numbered edition and ensure you're part of this exclusive experience.

Easy enough for even Cheech and Chong to handle (with just a bit of help), this project guarantees a lasting and memorable piece. Just remember to stay sober when breaking out the power tools. Once assembled, this unique creation is set to last a lifetime—though a friendly reminder to clean it before it becomes a permanent part of your collection.

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🔔 Please note: This item is non-returnable.

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